16 January, 2009

If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest

ROBERT PATTINSON
No, I mean literally eat you. I'm a vampire.
KRISTEN STEWART
Hmm. The only way I will believe you is if you carry me up a mountain using special effects from the 70s.
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VIA MARKY

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