29 July, 2009

i just have this one defect....

Surprise! I'm actually a baby elflng!!

party foul...like...for serious totez

drank me

what if?

What if Kanye West is Mentally Retarded? Click that button right thur to read the article...

hmm...interesting.. I wonder.

"You know everyone loves and respects Michael but times change. It's so sad to see Michael gone but it makes a path for a new King of Pop and I'm willing to take that on," so he told Scrape TV.
On what makes him deserve the title, Kanye said, "There's nobody who can match me in sales and in respect so it only makes sense for me to take over Michael's crown and become the new King." The rapper then added, "First there was Elvis [Presley], then there was Michael, now in the 21st century it's Kanye's time to rule. I have nothing but respect for Michael but someone needs to pick up where he left off and there's nobody better than me to do that. I am the new King of Pop."
Furthermore, Kanye reportedly has reached out to the Jackson family to obtain official permission to use the title but so far received no response from them. It is believed that the family is still mourning over Michael's death.

dinner!

I am becoming a good little chef! So lovely and domestic is she! .....well not quite...but...

27 July, 2009

I'm allowed to laugh at this....

...because I've gone fake tanning before...thats gonna stay our little secret...if ya know what i mean...


"I don't think I won a single battle on the new Kelly Clarkson video. Everyone's opinion is important. Except mine."

well....even the best directors have rough days i guess..... I guess this just makes Joseph Kahn seem a little bit more human!

IDOLATOR Article Here

but who gives a fuck about that....remember when he did this????

22 July, 2009

little miss Li

Loving this Swede!!! If her capes and boots and little stomping two-step swagga isn't enough for ya..then get on the train and see what this little lady is all about!

She's playing @
Los Angeles

The Wiltern

Tickets: $23.50

BUY TICKETS HERE!!!


Her Debut album is “Youth Novels” on Atlantic Records / LL Recordings and was produced by Björn Yttling (of Peter Bjorn and John and Lasse MÃ¥rtén)

homegirl has already been spotted in....Rolling Stone, Fader, Blender, Nylon, Spin, Under The Radar, Stereogum, XLR8R, Anthem; along with press in Pitchfork, Bust, NME, New York Times, LA Weekly, Teen Vogue, Paste, Village Voice, New York Magazine, Elle, Death and Taxes, Los Angeles Times, CMJ.

Album includes recent hit “Little Bit,” continues with the punchy throb of “I’m Good I’m Gone,” whose video is already making waves around the internet, and brilliant songs like reluctant breakup anthem “Breaking It Up,” “Let It Fall” and“Hanging High.”


Lykke Li - Breaking It Up from Lykke Li on Vimeo.




sidenote: i seriously fucking need her boots in the Breaking It Up video...infact...i'd like the entire outfit...

If you can't make the august 4th show and didn't catch her in June 2009 where she headlined two sold-out shows in Los Angeles and New York City....she will perform alongside the top acts at this summer’s major concert festivals, including Lollapaloozain Chicago, and All Points West in New Jersey.

from the peanut gallery.....

twenty-three-year-old Lykke Li (born Li Lykke Timotej Zachrisson) isn’t the first weapon of sweet destruction deployed by the Swedish pop invasion, but she may well be one of the most devastatingly coy and effective yet. Her 2008 debut, Youth Novels, produced by Björn Yttling of Peter Björn and John fame, is a sly mélange of catchy dance pop, indie-rock minimalist aesthetics and Lykke’s sometimes-girlish, sometimes startlingly mature vocals and songwriting. Her arty videos for songs like “Little Bit” and “I’m Good, I’m Gone” are particularly insidious in their subversive charms, and she’s equally intoxicating live.



www.lykkeli.com

www.myspace.com/lykkeli

Lykke Li

verizon wireless live performance marketing

this is so great.... Network!!! come find me next!!!!!!!!!


Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland trailer



thanks Mosko!!

fishing for Vampira

20 July, 2009

Marco Brambilla: Civilization


Watch Installation Here


some things are worth it... I do suppose...

My SugarBabies & Me

Daily Shmitten Kitten...Guys who don't want to date me (90's edition): Skateboarders

For being such a puny lot, skateboarders really intimidated me growing up. It's not even that I think that they'd be fun to date. All the skaters I knew where obsessed with boring things: their deck, landing tricks, wearing baggy clothing, etc. They weren't even particularly funny. They had terrible handwriting. They had the attention span of a housefly. What's the appeal?

You know what it was? It was their attitude. Or rather, their terrible attitude. They did not give a fuck. And, I liked that. Unfortunately, they didn't seem to give a fuck about me, which I clearly didn't like. In the summer, I'd walk by Astor Place, a notorious '90s skater hang out in NYC, and I wouldn't even turn a head. Walking anywhere wearing a tank top in NYC is pretty much an open invitation for sexual harassment, so in a weird twist not receiving any attention from the skaters bummed me out. What? No takers? C'mon! Apparently, I'm skateboarder kryptonite. I even wrote for Thrasher for a spell in college, hoping to impress a skater down the line. I never even got the chance to namedrop that factoid to a guy on wheels! *shakes fist at sky*

I've never dated a skater which is a minor regret in my life. I dated an ex-skater once which was a bit of a thrill even though I never got to hear his wheels on the pavement rolling towards me. Whatever. I've learned to accept my fate. Skaters are like these mythical creatures that I will never get to observe up close, like a unicorn or a minotaur. So, skaters, I choose to reject you. I'm not interested in hearing about how you landed a front-nose-ollie-bagel-grab 960. Oh, who am I kidding? I totally want to hear about that. That actually sounds pretty awesome.



Link Here!

16 July, 2009

do you like roller derby girls? Whip It Trailer!

this post is dedicated to my lovely lovely and very much missed Candy Landslide & her little Sadie Owl =)

15 July, 2009

otter hour!

There's nothing better than cuddling otters! Damp Lil Otters! Sneezing Otters! Otters on the Scale in a basket!





13 July, 2009

now onto plan b

my new england

here are a few pictures that make me feel like I'm at home.... despite the (Japanese??) writing on one of the street signs..... it's more about....vibe.....climate....and...atmosphere...




monkey update

hey if walmart can have xmas deals in july...i can start my gift list


these plz:


discovered on:
http://www.leblogdebetty.com/

photobooths, $500 sunglasses that aren't cute, gay faux hawk



excited for many a thing!

my ooops if any of the dates are incorrect...


Shows in Los Angeles!
7/24 La Roux, IO Echo @ Troubadour
7/28 Regina Spektor @ The El Rey
7/29 Crystal Antlers, Mika Miko, Audacity @ Alex's Bar
8/4 The Ting Tings @ Club Nokia
8/4 Lykke Li @ The Wiltern BUY TICKETS HERE tix are $23.50
8/16-17 Depeche Mode @ Hollywood Bowl
8/17 The Flaming Lips, Ghostland Observatory, Stardeath And White Dwarfs @ The Greek
8/18 Elvis Costello, Lucinda Williams @ The Greek
8/19 Great Northern @ Pershing Square
8/22 Kings of Leon @ The Forum
8/25 The Dead Weather @ The Wiltern
8/25 Green Day, Franz Ferdinand @ The Forum
8/26 Dungen, Woods @ Troubadour
8/28 Os Mutantes @ The Echoplex
8/29 Band of Horses, Willoughby @ Fox Theater
8/31 Bat For Lashes @ The Fonda
9/5 Sea Wolf, Sara Lov @ Spaceland
9/16 Phoenix, Metric @ The Greek
9/16 The Killers @ Hollywood Bowl
9/18 Little Boots @ The Roxy
9/24 Beastie Boys @ Hollywood Bowl
9/24 Pet Shop Boys @ The Greek Theater (aww dang...why on the same day?)



Films!

7/14: District 9 (Sony Pictures Entertainment)
7/15: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (Warner Bros. Pictures)
7/24: Orphan
8/21: Inglourious Basterds (The Weinstein Company)
9/9: 9 (Film In Focus)
9/25: Coco Before Chanel
10/16: Where The Wild Things Are (Warner Bros.)
11/20: New Moon

aaand Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland looks freakishly drug addled and nightmarish (as if the first Alice in Wonderland wasn't already a sicknasty circus)
TIM BURTON:::ALICE PICS HERE!!!!



I am ashamed that I have not yet seen the following....somebody slap me...
Star Trek
Bruno
Public Enemies
HUUUMPDAY
Whatever Works

10 July, 2009

ok ok...the real obama story....

Click for Video & Article

Just when you thought someone had tarnished President Obama's pristine image... ABC scampers in to save the day...sarkozy....not so much...

09 July, 2009