31 May, 2009
can't believe i forgot to post this last week...
Yeah Yeah Yeah's new video for "Heads Will Roll"... it's one of those videos that makes you love the song more and more with each listen.... I don't know how to describe the video in any other way than saying it manages to be kitschy, spooky and sexual all at once...
By far the most awesome hybrid between Michael Jackson & Jack the Ripper
Watch Here.... Sorry the record label has disabled embedding so i can't post...
Music video by Yeah Yeah Yeahs performing Heads Will Roll with Richard Ayoade [Video Director], Jon Adams [Video Producer] (C) 2009 Polydor Ltd. (UK)
29 May, 2009
28 May, 2009
black beauties
Put on your dancin' shoes
Throw out those one night blues
Here's one to love and to chance
For a spin on that wheel of romance
21 May, 2009
Let us end this horrific day on a positive note
'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'
Wolf shirt review, part 2
Customer Reviews:
Stacy says...
I just saw this guy with this exact same shirt on! He made my pussy all wet
Tomash says...
My power has increased 100 fold with the addition of this shirt to my already vast aresenal of wolf shirts.
| Tom12 says... My cawk grew 3 inches ever since i bought this bad ass shirt now my girl cant get enough of my 4 inch penis. |
| Dodgeboy says... My last GF was stolen by a man who had a Wolf shirt for each day of the weak. |
OMG says...
This shirt cured my Aids!
Amazon Reviews of Wolf Shirts, part 1
5,342 of 5,378 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008
By B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern" (New Jersey, USA) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
20 May, 2009
On second thought, please don't...
I've wrenched my head from between my hands long enough to write this little self-help memo to most men in between the ages of 23-40. I was flying home from Massachusetts to CaliLand and discovered this little gem in the June 2009 Cosmopolitan "What Secretly Freaks Him Out"...
Please Read:
Hey guess what Trent, 29 who is freaked out that the girl he's dating has a baby name book and has revealed this to him.... What makes you think she wants to have a baybay with you? Homegirl is organized as shit and I commend her for that. Fuck, I've got babyname books all over the place and guess what? I've had them since I was like 12...that's just what some girls do. Does that scare you? It shouldn't. I don't plan on having kids until I'm 30plus and have been single for the past 2 years (by choice and that has really ruined relationships that I've had with men I was dating who wanted to get more serious), which should say to most guys .... "that girl isn't looking to become a baby-holder anytime soon" We just like to have information that we find here and there throughout our lives so that we are prepared for when we actually DO want to have kids or get married (IF).
Silly of me to assume...but I guess us girls of the new generation are just so used to being independant, innovative in our ways as well as uninhibited (yes men - we understand that this is intimidating and makes you squirm...and we are patiently accepting of this..and waiting for you to get used to it)... so when we throw things out there like... "when we are married" or "this is where my dad proposed to our mums" we are most likely joking around because after all...men make jokes like this all the time (don't deny it because you do....)
why all of a sudden are YOU taking things so seriously and literally?
All of these double standards don't fly.... which is why I think it's great that men are now being labelled as whores, rather than "player".... how many times can you recall a woman being called a player?
I'll tell you what not-so-secretly freaks us out....
1) Guys who shave their chests
2) When you trim your nether regions and then leave it in the CAN.... CHECK THE CAN JESUS CHRIST
3) Guys who get clingy REALLY fast and then realize their mistake and treat you like shit for the next 3 consecutive days. Honey...you aren't fooling us and you definitely aren't winning any points.
4) Oh by the way... just because you can't actually see anything that may be wrong with your junk.... doesn't mean you don't HAVE any sexually transmitted fun factories.... You need to get tested on the regular just like everyone else. Thanks. You are the reason why 85% of women have HPV. Ok I'm finished with that...
5) any type of behavior that involves... grunting while at the gym, crushing beercans on your forehead, dudebro heys, uuugggghh must I go on?
6) you scare us when you use more "product" in your hair than we do...
7) two words: Metro & Sexual
8) skinny jeans...as in REALLY skinny jeans...skinnier than ours... a close friend of mine once shared with me a tidbit, apparently this happens in "hip" parts of the country...like: Williamsburg, New York and Silverlake or Echo Park, California or the dorms at Wesleyan: "a guy i had just slept with once picked my jeans up off of the floor and, confusing them for his own, put them on. they were baggy. ouch."
9) boys who think that "slinging underhanded insults" is an effective way to get a girl to date you... when you passive aggressively insult us - in hopes that it make our confidence deflate a lil - you are actually foiling your own plan A) it make us see you in a negative light and you appear to be unhappy, boring and/or a total buzzkill B)it makes us think you are wildly insecure. Which you 99% most certainly are if you are using this as a mating tac tic in the first place.
10) dingleberries and diego patches
11) this probably isn't fair since i already said that men who shave their chests suck but... it sucks equal parts when you take your shirt off and it looks like there is a flying squirrel patch across your breasteses... I don't feel so bad for saying that cause a sista knows you would bitch if we took our shirts off and had sprouted up some nappy nip hairs.
12) we don't like it when you point out that you just took a steaming shite and then try to get in our nicely cleaned fluff n fold bedsheets 5 minutes later
13) STINK SHORTS
14) please please please don't make bold statements such as "i would take a bullet for you, i love you" and then when we joke "oh shit so are you saying you want to get married" freeze up like a deer caught in headlights.... for the love of christ get your priorities straight!
13) also, there is no such thing as proposing to someone via email. Just no.
I could go on a lot longer... but my guess is that if anyone is reading this at all...I may have lost you somewhere amongst the whining tirade aforementioned....
Sorry boys, we truly do love you.... You are great...you have awesome wide shoulders and strong backs that we checkout when you aren't paying attention.... we love your "top arms" (coined from the gays) and we think most of you are reaaaalllllly funny and entertaining... We are sorry that we have to make fun of you like this...but let's face it.... ya'll diss us on the sly too....
with love,
The Other Sex
Please Read:
Hey guess what Trent, 29 who is freaked out that the girl he's dating has a baby name book and has revealed this to him.... What makes you think she wants to have a baybay with you? Homegirl is organized as shit and I commend her for that. Fuck, I've got babyname books all over the place and guess what? I've had them since I was like 12...that's just what some girls do. Does that scare you? It shouldn't. I don't plan on having kids until I'm 30plus and have been single for the past 2 years (by choice and that has really ruined relationships that I've had with men I was dating who wanted to get more serious), which should say to most guys .... "that girl isn't looking to become a baby-holder anytime soon" We just like to have information that we find here and there throughout our lives so that we are prepared for when we actually DO want to have kids or get married (IF).
Silly of me to assume...but I guess us girls of the new generation are just so used to being independant, innovative in our ways as well as uninhibited (yes men - we understand that this is intimidating and makes you squirm...and we are patiently accepting of this..and waiting for you to get used to it)... so when we throw things out there like... "when we are married" or "this is where my dad proposed to our mums" we are most likely joking around because after all...men make jokes like this all the time (don't deny it because you do....)
why all of a sudden are YOU taking things so seriously and literally?
All of these double standards don't fly.... which is why I think it's great that men are now being labelled as whores, rather than "player".... how many times can you recall a woman being called a player?
I'll tell you what not-so-secretly freaks us out....
1) Guys who shave their chests
2) When you trim your nether regions and then leave it in the CAN.... CHECK THE CAN JESUS CHRIST
3) Guys who get clingy REALLY fast and then realize their mistake and treat you like shit for the next 3 consecutive days. Honey...you aren't fooling us and you definitely aren't winning any points.
4) Oh by the way... just because you can't actually see anything that may be wrong with your junk.... doesn't mean you don't HAVE any sexually transmitted fun factories.... You need to get tested on the regular just like everyone else. Thanks. You are the reason why 85% of women have HPV. Ok I'm finished with that...
5) any type of behavior that involves... grunting while at the gym, crushing beercans on your forehead, dudebro heys, uuugggghh must I go on?
6) you scare us when you use more "product" in your hair than we do...
7) two words: Metro & Sexual
8) skinny jeans...as in REALLY skinny jeans...skinnier than ours... a close friend of mine once shared with me a tidbit, apparently this happens in "hip" parts of the country...like: Williamsburg, New York and Silverlake or Echo Park, California or the dorms at Wesleyan: "a guy i had just slept with once picked my jeans up off of the floor and, confusing them for his own, put them on. they were baggy. ouch."
9) boys who think that "slinging underhanded insults" is an effective way to get a girl to date you... when you passive aggressively insult us - in hopes that it make our confidence deflate a lil - you are actually foiling your own plan A) it make us see you in a negative light and you appear to be unhappy, boring and/or a total buzzkill B)it makes us think you are wildly insecure. Which you 99% most certainly are if you are using this as a mating tac tic in the first place.
10) dingleberries and diego patches
11) this probably isn't fair since i already said that men who shave their chests suck but... it sucks equal parts when you take your shirt off and it looks like there is a flying squirrel patch across your breasteses... I don't feel so bad for saying that cause a sista knows you would bitch if we took our shirts off and had sprouted up some nappy nip hairs.
12) we don't like it when you point out that you just took a steaming shite and then try to get in our nicely cleaned fluff n fold bedsheets 5 minutes later
13) STINK SHORTS
14) please please please don't make bold statements such as "i would take a bullet for you, i love you" and then when we joke "oh shit so are you saying you want to get married" freeze up like a deer caught in headlights.... for the love of christ get your priorities straight!
13) also, there is no such thing as proposing to someone via email. Just no.
I could go on a lot longer... but my guess is that if anyone is reading this at all...I may have lost you somewhere amongst the whining tirade aforementioned....
Sorry boys, we truly do love you.... You are great...you have awesome wide shoulders and strong backs that we checkout when you aren't paying attention.... we love your "top arms" (coined from the gays) and we think most of you are reaaaalllllly funny and entertaining... We are sorry that we have to make fun of you like this...but let's face it.... ya'll diss us on the sly too....
with love,
The Other Sex
19 May, 2009
a day in the life of logos
thanks lil Matty D
"You may have already seen this before, and if you have, congratulations, you're a real internetellect. But for those of you who haven't, this is a day in the life of some woman named Jane viewed entirely in logos. Pretty clever. I thought about making one for myself, but then realized it would just be HP, Geekologie, Maker's Mark, Jurassic Park and Kleenex. I'm a simple guy, really."
18 May, 2009
hay hay, that white boy is a good rapper
The Cool Cats @ The Viper Room.... the best part? They hand out ice cream sammies at the end of the show!!
They play again at the House of Blues on Sunday, May 24th
15 May, 2009
just wondering...
The last person I saw: I am currently surrounded by people: Chris, Grant, Duane, Rebecca & Michael
The last person I talked to: Chris.... we discussed "nightmares"
The last person I kissed: Derek
The last song I heard:The Presets "My People"
The last movie I saw: a super 8 film of Doron wrestling the tigers from Roar in his 20s ..does that count??
The last tv program I watched: Family Guy while falling asleep
The last book I read: I am currently reading the fictional.."God of All things" and and the non-fictional..."Girls Like Us"
The last time I laughed: a few minutes ago when Chris said "they all poop out right there" (i think he was refering to California Highways)
The last time I cried: hmmm... i think when the animal adoption commercial comes on the telly
The last dream I had: I dreamt
The last thing I ate: A veggie sammie from TeaForest! That sounds like a magical ferngully rainforest where I want to run off to bear the all of my children and raise them in the wild while living off of eucalyptus nectar.
The last thought I had before writing this post: i have to finish making this FTP link for Diane before I leave work
The last person I talked to: Chris.... we discussed "nightmares"
The last person I kissed: Derek
The last song I heard:The Presets "My People"
The last movie I saw: a super 8 film of Doron wrestling the tigers from Roar in his 20s ..does that count??
The last tv program I watched: Family Guy while falling asleep
The last book I read: I am currently reading the fictional.."God of All things" and and the non-fictional..."Girls Like Us"
The last time I laughed: a few minutes ago when Chris said "they all poop out right there" (i think he was refering to California Highways)
The last time I cried: hmmm... i think when the animal adoption commercial comes on the telly
The last dream I had: I dreamt
The last thing I ate: A veggie sammie from TeaForest! That sounds like a magical ferngully rainforest where I want to run off to bear the all of my children and raise them in the wild while living off of eucalyptus nectar.
The last thought I had before writing this post: i have to finish making this FTP link for Diane before I leave work
14 May, 2009
Trailer for NINE
Nine
In theaters: November 25, 2009Copyright © 2009 Weinstein Company
“NINE” is a vibrant and provocative musical that follows the life of world famous film director Guido Contini (Daniel Day-Lewis) as he reaches a creative and personal crisis of epic proportion, while balancing the numerous women in his life including his wife (Marion Cotillard), his mistress (Penelope Cruz), his film star muse (Nicole Kidman), his confidant and costume designer (Judi Dench), an American fashion journalist (Kate Hudson), the whore from his youth (Fergie) and his mother (Sophia Loren). The film is directed by Rob Marshall (CHICAGO). The original ...
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Genre:Musical, Romance
Director:Rob Marshall
Cast:Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, Judi Dench, Kate Hudson, Nicole Kidman, Sophia Loren
In theaters: November 25, 2009Copyright © 2009 Weinstein Company
“NINE” is a vibrant and provocative musical that follows the life of world famous film director Guido Contini (Daniel Day-Lewis) as he reaches a creative and personal crisis of epic proportion, while balancing the numerous women in his life including his wife (Marion Cotillard), his mistress (Penelope Cruz), his film star muse (Nicole Kidman), his confidant and costume designer (Judi Dench), an American fashion journalist (Kate Hudson), the whore from his youth (Fergie) and his mother (Sophia Loren). The film is directed by Rob Marshall (CHICAGO). The original ...
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Genre:Musical, Romance
Director:Rob Marshall
Cast:Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, Judi Dench, Kate Hudson, Nicole Kidman, Sophia Loren
12 May, 2009
11 May, 2009
recap on my weekend, how was yours?
well besides almost going to jail for undisclosed reasons pertaining to potentially controversial content, a sudden hail & thunderstorm, a Lime-Slicing incident, being chased by a drunkboy with a bb gun, A Bromance on the Rocks and about 3 hours of sleep total..... I had a pretty dece weekend.
Cheers, Lil Ra
05 May, 2009
dim like a shim
costume change!!!
dim like a shim...barbie's latina cousin theresa sashays her way through the day beginning with her fabulous sequined bra & panty set, then seamlessly transforms this simple pink crepe slinkster dress into a statement piece.. she even comes with a sassy pair of turquoise sunglasses perfect for voguing by a bouquet of flowers
01 May, 2009
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