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Googling with your Dome.. CNN article here


"So if improved hardware is all it takes to speed up the device, Cyberkinetics' chip could be able to process thoughts as fast as speech - 110 to 170 words per minute - by 2012. Imagine issuing commands to a computer as quickly as you could talk."

I mean... am I being chickenshit here? The possibility that my thought process would be entered to a computer makes me think that said computer device would go haywire. I also get the feeling that I would lose control... I can stop my hands from typing..but I can't stop my mind from racing.

I'm guessing it would look something like this:
Open MacMail. Open iChat. Open safari homepage. Open GoogleChrome. (I am of course assuming that by 2012 computers will be able to respond to that annoying habit of users opening all programs at once immediately after turning your mac on. Dareisay I'm also assuming that GoogleChrome will be available for mac users)

Open email from boss. Coffee. Add to iCal "Dinner with clients Monday 8pm". Open email from annoying co-worker who can't ever..."What the fuck, why don't we have a Tassimo in our office" i have to figure out what I'm gonna wear tonight. Better yet how can I get out of going anywhere this evening.

(briefly looks out the window to clear my mind...only to return to computer screen to realize that FUCK I did not turn off my brain pattern hat whilst gazing out the window and fantasizing about the hot beefcake trainer at my gym. Computer screen is flooded with porn sites & risque photos that I've taken in my photobooth. Sidenote: look up Bukkake on Urban Dictionary at lunch time.)

Back to work, log into Facebook to check out where the most recent fleeting Los Angeles based electonic act is playing, I need to stop fucking around and get back to work... get back to email from useless co-worker, save in draft box until I can think up something snarky and witty to write back, see that my crush has signed onto ichat... set stopwatch so that I don't IM him too fast. Open tab in firefox window log in to Sourceecreative.com & creativityonline.com - begin reviewing all new commericals for week of May 1st, 2012 - IM bubble pops up from Crush. Try to ignore IM but keep glancing back at it. Log into Twitter to announce "I'm soooooo uninspired"

ok thats enough...sorry if it doesn't make any sense...imagine how i feel everyday.. :(