One fine Monday, Pippen, the bright-eyed and bushy-tailed young chap made his daily stop at the Music Video Department to say 'Good Day' to daft$tar and LR. It was on this very day that Pippen decided he wanted to discuss a very, very dark subject. The subject of Erotic Asphyxiation.
The story goes a little bit like this: (Writing in parenthesis, suggests action)
Pippen: LR...LR... Why is it... that all women like to be choked. They're all just DOWN for it. Like I mean EVERY girl I've been with , totally digs it. (After many claims of sexual conquests and suggestions hinting towards his sexual prowess...etc...etc)
Daft$tar: Well Pippen, Maybe they all just thought that dying would be much better than having sex with you. (This comment was made after a series of grimaces & eye contact with LR... done entirely without Pip even noticing).
(This comment elicits hysterical laughter from anyone within earshot. Including Accounting Duane).
LR: Well, I mean.. It really depends on If said male subject is good at what he's doing. I was once with this guy Pablo who just wouldn't stop...and you know... it wasn't good... (is interrupted)
Pippen: You dated a guy named Pablo? Was that like a sex code name? (daft$tar is now in stitches....a mixture of giggles and a sheer look of disgust has spread across his face...he DETESTS heterosexual banter)
LR: I wouldn't call us dating (is interrupted again)
Pippen: Wasn't Pablo the guy with AIDS on the real world? (at this point daft$tar squeals with anger, frustration, angst, hatred...and is possibly a little bit turned on all at the same time)
Pippen: What is he like gay jesus or something?
THE END
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