30 September, 2009

my favorite tv show. ever: Ladettes to Ladies

quite franky....i'm HORRIFIED

wiki i know im a geek

Sundance Website....

swine vs the clap

oi oi oi, UK Music Video Awards 2009

Full Noms List....

29 September, 2009

Is this gonna be like Love Boat?

Enter the Rape Tunnel, For Art

By Hamilton Nolan, 4:53 PM on Mon Sep 28 2009, 55,766 views

Richard Whitehurst is an artist in Columbus, Ohio. He's building a big wooden tunnel, and if you crawl through it, he will rape you [Update: Or will he??].

Hey, you made the choice to go into the Rape Tunnel. Read the disclaimers! This "controversial" new work will reportedly go up in a gallery there, in Ohio, and then I guess people will come to see it or whatever, and guess what happens then?

I've constructed a 22 ft tunnel out of plywood that leads into the project room. There is no way in or out of the project room except for this tunnel. As you travel through the tunnel, it gets smaller and smaller, making it so that you have to crawl and put yourself in a submissive position in order to reach the tunnel's destination. At the end of the tunnel the subject will find me waiting in the project room and I'll try to the best of my ability to overpower and rape the person who crawls through.

Full Article @ Gawker

Favorite Comments So Far::::

gawkimo
01:07 PM
Same thing could be done with a Restoril in a glass of scotch. Why take the long route?

ThePantaloon.com
09/28/09
That exhibit's not doing nearly as well as the "Blowjob Tunnel" in the Hell's Kitchen Youth Hostel. That's what I heard anyway.

Reply momof3wildkids
09/28/09
@ThePantaloon.com: I hear there is one in Chelsea too.... franchise?

Shmitten Kitten:Gee this sounds all too familiar...

Reader Submission For A Phrase We'd Like To Stab In The Face: "You Know I'm Just Not That Perceptive"

Posted: 28 Sep 2009 03:53 PM PDT

From our lovely reader Julie:

I want to stab the phrase, "you know I'm just not that perceptive," in the face. It's his relationship disclaimer setting the bar so low on the outset that he's releasing himself from any and all expectations ever. That's some lawyer-type shit right there. He forgot your birthday? He blew off dinner with your parents? He didn't remember that he was supposed to pick you up from work? His defense is that you knew that he was just not that perceptive when you began dating him. So, it's actually your fault for having higher expectations. He pleads how he was born that way, just like how he has blue eyes and was genetically pre-dispositioned to begin balding at 28. According to him, his "perceptiveness"--or his lack thereof--is an immutable FACT, not a skill or attribute that can be learned or improved upon.

After I simmer with rage about wanting to stab that phrase in the face, I understand its true meaning; he's just LAZY and is ultimately not that interested in being considerate of me.

Whoa. That's pretty intense. What phrases would you like to stab in the face? Drop us a line to hi@shmittenkitten.com and sharpen your threoretical knives. Huh. Theoretical knives. That'd be a great band name, wouldn't it?